O was going out with his dad.
Me: What, you're leaving me? I'm gonna miss you.
O: I be back mom, I marry you morrow.
Me: You're going to marry me tomorrow?
O: Yup, I marry you morrow.
Me: Well, okay make sure you buy me a present first though, okay?
O: Okay, Mom, I buy you present and I marry you.
Me: Okay sweetie, have fun.
That night as I tucked a sleepy boy in bed.
Me: Good night sweetie, I love you.
O: (gives hug and kiss) I marry morrow mom.
Me: Okay, good night.
O: Give kiss mom, I marry you.
Me: (kiss) where's my present?
O: (blank look)
O: Here, (gives me rock) Okay we married now, (runs off outside).