Friday, March 6, 2009

How to Torture your Husband


The perfect time to do this is when you're in bed with the lights out and are casually chatting about the day.  

Trick#1

We'd been talking about a friend who had just had a baby after struggling for years with infertility and it reminded us with our own infertility struggle. 

Hubby: "look at us now though."
Me:   "yes, married 10 years, 3 kids and... one on the way" *held breath*
Hubby: head pops up "WHAT!" 

okay.. I laughed hysterically for like 15 minutes.  He did not think it was so amusing.  It still makes me giggle to think of it. 

Trick #2

Prior to the above, between #2 and #3 baby, I had got him by setting out one of my positive pregnancy tests from J or E (I took like 50 just to make sure it was positive *L*) on the bathroom counter and wait for him to find it.  

Then, of course, the joke was on me because I really did end up getting pregnant with baby #3, it went something like this....

@#!$!##!#$#@@#$!@#$##!!   "omgoodness.. I'm pregnant." WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH... can you freaking believe it... wWAAAAAAAAh.  Hubby thought it was a joke.  

Poor O, I was upset because J was only 8 mths old and was still getting me up something like 5 x a night.  Turns out I didn't have enough milk for her.  Shortly after I found out she started sleeping through the night so I was getting more sleep.   Turns out that my previous inability to get pregnant without hormonal support was no longer a problem. I hadn't even gotten a period yet and I got pregnant. So ladies be warned.  :)

Course I wouldn't give O up for anything in the world now.  


6 comments:

  1. LOL! Have you ever heard of the girl who cried wolf? Just kidding...that was pretty funny!

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  2. LOL. I'll remember not to use that joke with hubby. That was very funny!

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  3. There's nothing better than teasing them about a pregnancy : ) Gets 'em every time!

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  4. I love fellow tricksters. :-) You just gave me a great idea for my next prank on my husband...

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  5. That is great! I love to tease my hubby... Good to know about getting preggo without a period! I just had a baby on jan 2... I better be careful! eek!

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  6. Hello from SITS rollcall! Funny ideas about joking around with hubby. I wonder how mine would react! Your blog is cute...

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